Dialog von Zuhause :D

Dawn kommt die Treppe runter......

Becky: Hey mom...what are you doing??
Dawn: I'm going to Miss Shannon, ask her what I can wear tonight
Becky: Oh....can I come !? She could cut my hair today!
Dawn: Noooo we're going on a party
Becky: Soo??
Dawn: I need to find something slutty to wear!

Ich und Dawn lachen & die Kleinen haben es nicht verstanden ;D


Oder in American Government habe ich eh den verrücktesten Lehrer:

Mr. Stern ( American Government Lehrer) : Does anyone in this room know how it feels like to look in the mirror every morning, seeing an ugly face starring back at you?

The whole class was laughing....

Mr.Stern: Hm...I think ugly people don't know that they're ugly....they get used to their face after a while....

:D:D:D:D